Dooce Blog - Tweet and Poop

So I was reading my tweets today and yes doing some catching up and noticed this tweet from Dooce, "Why do I add all this artificial sweetener to my coffee? Because on my death bed I'd like to have a vague idea of why I'm lying there."

I think this is hilarious for so many reasons - and most of them have to do with poop and diarrhea.  Coffee makes me crap.  Every morning.  It does the job - now combine that with splenda and you have a real mess.

I hate to say it but in the blog world The Pioneer Woman and Dooce don't shit.  They are like the Britney and Paris of the Mom Bloggers - only way funnier, way more intelligent, and way more educated...okay you get the point...

Wait...okay - I am pretty sure I can imagine Britney pooping - nevermind all that above - I think I meant to say - Dooce and Pioneer Woman both get the media attention (online in the mom blog circle) of those two - but whatever...

But back to the point combining coffee and splenda - not a move I would expect from Dooce - then again she works out of her home so what does it matter?!  I mean on the weekends I am way more open about my breakfasts.  I will eat blueberries and chase them with coffee, or watermelon in the summer.  I would never do that on a work day.  I don't crap at work - that is just a general rule.


Funny that Dooce doesn't think that way.  One more reason to be a professional stay at home mom blogger to add to the list - pooping at home and adding whatever I want to my coffee.